I'm so Salt Life...

[jet]

found these on the hull truth..cracks me up

I'm so salt life, when you look up NaCl on Wikipedia, you see my picture

Dude I'm so Salt Life, I named my first kid Iodized

I'm so Salt Life, I drink milk and shit ice cream.

Dude I'm so Salt Life, I did my wife's ultrasound with a fish finder

i'm so salt life, i get land sick.

Pinch is so salt life, that sheepshead keep the barnacles off his ass

I'm so salt life, i sued google earth for giving away all my fishing spots

I'm so Salt Life, I have Spongebob Squarepants as my fish finder

I'm so Salt Life, i wear Costa Del Mar contacts!

I'm so Salt Life that all my friends call me Morton

I'm so salt life I wash my hair with Boat wash

stupidjet is so Salt Life, every spring, 80% of the striped bass on the east coast swim up to his home waters to spawn!

I dont normally act salty, but when I do I prefer the Salt Life.....stay salty my friends

I'm so salt life oysters shuck themselves at first glance

I'm so salt life I tie my shoelaces with a uni-uni knot

I am so salt life, I have a leaning post in my F350

I'm so salt life that I floss my teeth with PowerPro

Dude I'm so salt life I threw back my third child

CB Kayak 02 is so salt life, he doesn't have refrigerators at his house, he has Yeti's

i'm so salt life, slugs turn inside out at the mere mention of my name

I'm so salt life, i live in kansas and have a salt life sticker on my truck, bitches.

[frettr00]

The first kayak fishing meme is born.

[jet]

^now that we should do!

I'm such a yakfisher, i paddle my truck to work.

i'm so yakfish life, i have gear tracs on my arms

Grilled is so yakattaked, he has a visipole coming out of his...

[frettr00]

I'm so yakfisher I have scupper holes in my bathtub. I'm so yakfisher I keep my mop and broom in scotty rod holders.

[ictalurus]

I started pulling my sonar out of my yak when my wife was pregnant to try an experiment but was quickly vetoed. I almost got her to change her mind when I pointed out we could see realtime behavior, but then she heard the snapping noise it makes.

[Grilled]

Stupidjet is so SALTLIFE he uses oysters instead of viagra!

[Grilled]

Pinch is so SALTLIFE he uses fish bomb instead of cologne!

[Pinch]

fish bomb smells amazing. I need to figure out what to do with the chum block melting in the back of my truck. I'm so salty even my truck smells like bunka.

[CB kayak 02]

I do keep my Yeti in the kitchen, use it as an extra chair at the dinner table.

[mango]

I'am so Saltlife, that my wife smells fishy